“ If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.
”

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

-diagonalley:
“ miss-darling-clementine:
“ simplyalexandermason:
“ I feel like they just conspired together…
”
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
”
This is so adorable!!
”

miss-darling-clementine:
simplyalexandermason:
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!

Stupid.

I am sure I am having memory lapses already at the young age of 27.
Haha. Shit.
At least I got my old tumblr back. Wahoo!

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.

Al Capone (via cccriminal)

(Source: mrcheyl)

(Source: commander-ledi)

frankoceanfanclub:

harjotlall:
Rats fighting then forget why
Me

(Source: harjotlall-blog-blog)

dutchster:

FUN FACT: this is called the flehmen response where an animal opens their mouth and curls their upper lip for a couple of seconds to smell some substance better.

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: pointless-nonsense)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

more images

(Source: shibaeko.blog33.fc2.com)

curlykytta:

comedium:
news flash: bbc finally does something right
Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

(Source: danjnich)

ducksaysspooky:

“You’re a girl so act like one”. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

wecameassickcunts:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: alexonlyknows)